“- because I’m anemic.”
“Beats and carrots are good for that? No. Not carrots, but beats, and what else?”
“Beans and stuff, but you can’t eat beans in my family. If you eat beans, they lock you away for everyone’s safety. It’s a genetic trait.”
“Ha. My brother is pretty talented in that area.”
“My father isn’t soo bad. You’re forewarned, but my mom — My dad’s are loud and not too bad, but my mom’s are either loud and okay, or silent and deadly. If you’re around my mom and your nose starts to tingle, run. Just get out of there. If you feel your nose hairs start to curl, ohmagosh.
“My dad, when I was a kid — ohmagod — he was so bad. We’d be in the store or at Walgreen’s and he’d just drop one right there and move on, cause it lingers — that used to be my song for him, that song by the Cramberries — ‘do you have to… do you have to… do you have to let it linger‘ — he did that once, and I turned to my sister and sang that song and she just cracked up — and you’d be several aisles over and you’d hear someone cough hack hack!“